With just a few days to Valentine’s Day, prostitutes in Koforidua have announced a surprised package for their clients.
The s*x workers have reduced their charges by 15% this Valentine’s day.
One Adwoa Honey who claims to be the Deputy Secretary of the s*x workers union in Koforidua told Kasatintin.com that;
‘Everywhere you go they say the vag!na of koforidua girls is sweeter than honey. But the men can’t afford our services any more due to economic hardship’.
‘So what are we going to do?, Adwoa Honey asked and added, ‘the pu.$$y must work. We need money to pay our bills, rent, buy sanitatry pad and pay our tithe. So this Valentine we have decided to reduce our charges by 15%’.
Adwoa Honey pleaded with men to take advantage of the ‘reduction sales’ and patronise their service this February.
Below are the new charges:
5 Mins. (with Condom) — Ghc 10.00
5 Mins. (Without Condom)—Ghc 15.00
10 Mins. (With Condom) —Ghc 20.00
10 Mins. (Without Condom) —Ghc 25.00
Full day Service—Ghc 100.00
Half day Service —Ghc 75.00
Special Massage (3 ladies) —Ghc 200.00
Home Service —Ghc 300.00
S*x in darkness/ car—Ghc 500.00
SOURCE: Kasatintin.com
Editor’s Note: This article is a satire piece. You are only deceiving if you believe the information is accurate.