Kasatintin.com has sighted a report in which the Health Minister of South Africa is purported to have initiated moves to ban couples from having s*x in the doggy style position.
The Minister argues that doggy style is the cause of needless deaths among married men, hence there is the need to outlaw this popular s*x position in the country in order to save lives.
‘Doggy’ style during s*x is the major cause of cancer and stroke… This is the reason why South African married men die and leave their wives a lot these days,’ the Health Minster is claimed to have told The Insider.
The proposal to ban doggy style is not a clueless one. It is based on the findings of the Minister’s own 3-year research which revealed that ‘the high pumping of blood during s*x, when one is standing or kneeling overloads the veins in the legs which ultimately causes stroke.’
He also noted that ‘One of the main causes of cancer is stress, fatigue and tiredness,’ adding ‘The most energy consuming and stressful s*xual position for men is doggy; hence the connection is more than clear.’
It is factual to state that ‘doggy’ is the favourite s*x position for most slim ladies and those with who have high s*x drive. ‘Long-pencil’ men are also addicted to doggy style. The recommendation is that, couples should limit the number of times they engage in this s*x position.
‘Occasional doggy style like only on Christmas day and Valentine is harmless but be sure that each night is suicidal’, the Health Minister said.
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SOURCE: Kasatintin.com
